When your Garmin overheats on mile 5 of your run in front of the 7-11 on Prater (and, yes, I’m sticking with OVERHEATED. It has nothing to do with the fact that I was sweating like Lindsay Lohan in church or that my perspiration, on any given day, might be made up of 10% Bombay Sapphire):
DO: use the restroom, check the clock on the wall to time the rest of your run, splash some cold water on your face.
DON’T: put your mouth under the Slurpee machine assuming that anything that fits in your mouth is automatically a free sample. I’m just sayin……I’m not sure what the clerk was yelling at me, but her tone was a little off putting, you know what I mean?