Monthly Archives: March 2016

Facewash – A Parenting Play in Two Acts

Posted on March 30, 2016 by peik

Last evening, while unpacking a bag of toiletries from the store. . . . Me: Hey, boys. Put this in your shower and use it on your face. The Ginger: Um, I don’t think so. It’s kind of inappropriate looking. … Continue reading →

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Sorry, (Whatever is Italian for Charlie)

Posted on March 29, 2016 by peik

Dear Italian People I Have Known, I regret to inform you that you may be required by nationality to disown me after this post, but it must be said. . . I know that this pasta shape has a name. … Continue reading →

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What Brings the Boys to the Yard?

Posted on March 22, 2016 by peik

Let’s be clear about something. Shakes should be made of ice cream. Only of ice cream. Not of protein, not of yogurt, not of fruit. Ice. Cream. I don’t want to see the nutrition information on a liquid that you … Continue reading →

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