You know how, every once in a while you drop something behind the stove and, when you move the stove out, you want to die because it’s pretty much the grossest thing that ever happened? Well, I made a promise to myself that when I had more time in my life that I would move the stove and clean it every month. For the last year, I’ve had that kind of time and let me tell you something–it’s the SAME AMOUNT OF DISGUSTING! Really, stop beating yourself up. Either stop using the stove or just remove it and put in a wine refrigerator. I think that the stove LIKES to be filthy. It’s the Pigpen of major appliances.  It has no shame.